My Year is starting off well

Not much has happened since the last post, but I created this code while I was bored. I am not suicidal, it just added a nice touch:


package
{

import earth.people.thirteen;
import earth.livingThings.person;
import life.statis.alive;
import life.statis.dead;
import life.feelings.bored;
import items.weapons.samuraiSword;
import parts.weapons.samuraiSwordParts;
import instructions.weapons.samuraiSwordMake;
import death.selfInflicted.seppuku;
import conversation.twoPerson.answer;

public class thirteenislucky extends person
{
public var me : thirteen;
public var help : answer;
public var parts : samuraiSwordParts;
public var make : samuraiSwordMake;
public var sword : samuraiSword;
public var die : seppuku;

var me = alive;

public function thirteenislucky
{

if(( me == bored) && ( me == alive)
{
trace("Any idea what I should do Guys?");

wait(5 minutes);

if( help != true )
{
trace("You guys suck, I hate you");

continue getSword;
}
}
}

public function getSword
{


if(( parts == true) && ( make == true))
{

trace("I made a Samarai Sword");
var sword = true;
continue killSelf;
}
}

public function killSelf
{

if ( sword == true)
{
trace("Goodbye cruel world!!!!!!!!!!!!!");
trace("*Dies by Seppuku*");

var die = true;

if( die == true)
{
var me = dead;
var sword = false;
continue thirteenislucky;
}
}
}
}
}

Tell me what you think in the comments. In other news, I am still working with SantoLife.
Thank you for reading,
13islucky